The Life and Times of James Dean

I would like to take a break from proofing Kelsey’s olfactory study methods to bring you this breaking news update:

I am the #3 result on Google searches for “Niederhut”.

In related news, I should expect to live to about 82 based on my family history, which is well above the national average.  On the other hand, ancestry.com thinks my family is from MO, which is as false as false can be.  And Wikipedia tells me that I will die at 24. Let me say “sorry” in advance for skewing the Niederhut life expectancy. My bad (and let this be a lesson to those who disapprove of outlier analysis).

A note to Chad Lundgren, who currently has the #1 Google hit for “my bad”: I am a highly intelligent, well-educated, conscientious individual. I do not use the phrase “my bad” to appear as if I am a “cool black kid” any more than someone uses the word “ya’ll” to appear like a “cool southern kid”.  I understand that you are trying to appear like “cool smart kid” by complaining about slang, but judging people prima facia based on their use of common regional vernacular only makes you look like a “racist dumb kid”, and turns me into an “offended angry kid”.

Now if you will excuse me, I’m going to post a music video created by a “cool black kid” because this post wasn’t quite “base”, “ignorant”, or “vulgar” enough to make a nerdy white kid like me “cool”.

*Sigh

Kids these days.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQW6zMWOnic